Soooooo.....This is what all the hype was about. Over the past 5 or so years Ive constantly heard about blogging...In passing, in jokes in movies, on other websites....from geeks....And all I ever thought was;
"why the f*ck would someone waste there time complaining to 10's of millions of people on the internet about everything they like or hate about the world...Nobody cares....Just shut that sh*t up and do something productive with the rest of your day like look at porn on the internet, play video games, randomly flip-off some old lady at the supermarket, trip a kid walking down some stairs, throw an egg at a total stranger from a rooftop or whil e hiding in the bushes, put exlax in the office coffee pot and sit back and watch everyone go ape shit (LITERALLY)....sh*t, at least go to class instead of skipping again, or do some work at your desk instead of pretending to do work when your boss -or that office snitch walks by"
But Ive come to the realization that blogging isn't neccessarily about telling the world what you think, or even why you think it, atleast not for everyone. Some do it to collect there thoughts. Some do it because they cant shut the f*&k up and no one will listen to them, so they have that much to say. Some people just do it to give a big fat F*$k you to the world, and speak their mind b/c not everyone can say what they think, when they think it. Some people have so much bullsh*t on there mind, or deal with so much crap from people everday that they feel the need to blog just to release the pressure. Otherwise....Hell, they might kill afew people.
Ive decided to do it...well shit JUST BECAUSE!!! Just because I feel like entertaining. And because I think alot, and have alot of great thought, yet I can never remember any of them. Or it could just be because I am one of those people I was talking about at the top of this blog. Either, Im doing this sh*t.
The more I type, the more it seems therapeutic. Plus, i didnt find it as appealing until I saw David Duchovny (Mulder from X-Files) in Californication do it, and I absolutely could relate to the type of sh*t he was getting off of his chest.
P.S. If you havent seen Californication, you needed to watch that sh*t, like yesterday! One of the best shows on TV right now. And Mulder is really a sex addict in real life, which made the show that much more amazing. Showtime is doing the damn thing. Weeds, Californication, Dexter... They are coming at HBO's next.
On another note: I would like to give the 2009 man of the year award out, yes already!!! My boy Dave Red and I talked about this weeks ago...And no, its not Barack Obama - mainly because Barack won the election in 2008 (so he is the 2008 man of the year) and its the only way I could give this guy, and Barack an award. And the award goes to Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger III, the pilot of U.S. Airways flight 1549. I know your thinking, "who the f*&k is this guy and why the hell is Big Rob giving this f*&ker the 'Man of the Year' Award". Shut that up, you know I got good reasons. This man, a former U.S. Air Force (USAF) fighter pilot, crash was flying a Airbus A320 twin-engine jetliner coming from New York City, and the plane hit a flock of geese and damaged all of the engines. So this guy, with his Chuck Norris like Ninja focus landed the plane in the f*&king Hudson River. No one died. Sh*t, with the exception of one lady wearing high heels, nobody even got hurt. They said he landed that damn thing so smooth, no one barely felt it. He saved 150 passengers including the crew. Air Safety experts say, no one has done something like this in over 50 years!!! Now if thats not whip game, I dont know what is!!! If I ever see this guy, I gotta by him accouple drinks at the bar. Sh*t, if I was on that plane, Im sending this guy gifts, we goin to the club, Im throwin this dude celebration parties, and its all on me.
Here are some links:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/17/hudson.plane.crash/index.html
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123205240502786899.html
http://michellemalkin.com/2009/01/15/flight-1549-pilot-god-bless-chesley-sullenberger/
http://www.chesleysullenbergeriii.com/videos.html
But, let me stop f*#kin around and do some with my life. Imma get back wit yall later.
P.P.S. This was my first blog ever, If you liked it, let a homie know....And if you hated my blog, then you are entitled to your own opinion....and so am I, so f*$k you 5 times sideways - I hope you get jumped by a pack of rabid midgets with ninja skills!!!
I'LL HOLLA
JER$EY
